f I'm straight up losing my mind


daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

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"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

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if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person

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so how do i relationship

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Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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Joke of the day.




An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”



Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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"Ugh, I hate stairs"

anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)
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party at my house bring food then leave

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one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

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when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

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it’s almost 4/20 you know what that means

yes it means it’s almost time for chocolates to go on sale haha I love easter

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benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
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