if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES
WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN
THERE MUST BE A LIMIT
THEY JUST APPEAR
THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS
did you just subtly imply that Posey is a puppy
The saga continues
These are the greatest things ever
Im gonna fuck with my mother
accurate representation of my high school career
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.