f From the ashes i rise

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

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thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

torch-dick:

roaming-pandas:

fairybub:

A PILE OF PANDAS

let them roam

Or have sex

praying for u ^

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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