f From the ashes i rise

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

source · via (5323) 14 hours ago

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

source · via (120891) 14 hours ago

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H
source · via (277485) 14 hours ago

spagghetto:

"I’m not mad I’m just disapointed"

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source · via (27373) 14 hours ago

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN

SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

source · via (325562) 14 hours ago
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heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

source · via (326891) 14 hours ago

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

source · via (103808) 14 hours ago

richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

source · via (234743) 14 hours ago

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

source · via (31628) 14 hours ago

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?

me: in this economy who wouldn't be

source · via (54787) 14 hours ago

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

source · via (127498) 14 hours ago

how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then
source · via (4783) 15 hours ago
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givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

source · via (10972) 16 hours ago
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