f From the ashes i rise

cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

image

source · via (22021) 25 minutes ago

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

source · via (257366) 25 minutes ago

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

source · via (141995) 26 minutes ago
source · via (17664) 28 minutes ago
KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

source · via (2161) 31 minutes ago

toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

source · via (63054) 32 minutes ago

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

source · via (30770) 32 minutes ago
source · via (20954) 38 minutes ago

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

source · via (302488) 39 minutes ago

mememaster:

are you kidding me

source · via (123198) 44 minutes ago

thesassycat:

I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday

source · via (69725) 1 hour ago
source · via (17658) 1 hour ago

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

source · via (390836) 5 hours ago
source · via (153680) 7 hours ago

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

source · via (11212) 7 hours ago
cursor by thetremblingofyhand